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Bad Mommy

Bad Mommy
  • Author : Willow Yamauchi
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012
  • Total pages :258
  • ISBN : 9781554830794
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Summary : Women are expected to embrace the beautiful gift of becoming a Mommy. Giving birth, nourishing our young - these things are the fulfillment of a life's ambition. You'll be spoken of in the same breath as patriotism and apple pie. There you'll be: on a pedestal, admired, happy. All you have to do is be a Good Mommy. Alas, that is a lie. That creature: a figment of our imaginations. The truth is, you will fail. The truth is, we all fail. Bad Mommy celebrates the parenting line between Joan Crawford and June Cleaver. Chances are, you already know the things you don't do right, but what about everyone else? Wonder no longer, you are not alone. If you possess two X chromosomes and have ever contemplated joining the ranks of Mommy, you are, in fact, part of a secret sisterhood. For the first time ever, twenty of your comrades will peel back the veil of denial to confess their fears, shame and dirty little secret--every last one of us is a Bad Mommy.

Bad Mommy

Bad Mommy
  • Author : Tarryn Fisher
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-01-12
  • Total pages :298
  • ISBN : 1541221435
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Summary : When Fig Coxbury buys a house on West Barrett Street, it's not because she likes the neighborhood, or even because she likes the house. It's because everything she desires is next door: The husband, the child, and the life that belongs to someone else.

Mommy Knows Worst

Mommy Knows Worst
  • Author : James Lileks
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2005
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 1400082285
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Summary : A whimsical compilation of outdated and questionable child care tips from the past covers everything from ads for obsolete items for the nursery to potty-training advice, dangerous party ideas, and more. Original. 40,000 first printing.

Confessions of a Scary Mommy

Confessions of a Scary Mommy
  • Author : Jill Smokler
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-04-03
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 9781451673784
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Summary : Sometimes I just let my children fall asleep in front of the TV. In a culture that idealizes motherhood, it’s scary to confess that, in your house, being a mother is beautiful and dirty and joyful and frustrating all at once. Admitting that it’s not easy doesn’t make you a bad mom; at least, it shouldn’t. If I can’t survive my daughter as a toddler, how the hell am I going to get through the teenage years? When Jill Smokler was first home with her small children, she thought her blog would be something to keep friends and family updated. To her surprise, she hit a chord in the hearts of mothers everywhere. I end up doing my son’s homework. It’s wrong, but so much easier. Total strangers were contributing their views on that strange reality called motherhood. As other women shared their stories, Jill realized she wasn’t alone in her feelings of exhaustion and imperfection. My eighteen month old still can’t say “Mommy” but used the word “shit” in perfect context. But she sensed her readers were still holding back, so decided to start an anonymous confessional, a place where real moms could leave their most honest thoughts without fearing condemnation. I pretend to be happy but I cry every night in the shower. The reactions were amazing: some sad, some pee-in-your-pants funny, some brutally honest. But they were real, not a commercial glamorization. I clock out of motherhood at 8 P.M. and hide in the basement with my laptop and a beer. If you’re already a fan, lock the bathroom door on your whining kids, run a bubble bath, and settle in. If you’ve not encountered Scary Mommy before, break out a glass of champagne as well, because you’ll be toasting your initiation into a select club. I know why some animals eat their young. In chapters that cover husbands (The Biggest Baby of Them All) to homework (Didn’t I Already Graduate?), Confessions of a Scary Mommy combines all-new essays from Jill with the best of the anonymous confessions. Sometimes I wish my son was still little—then I hear kids screaming at the store. As Jill says, “We like to paint motherhood as picture perfect. A newborn peacefully resting on his mother’s chest. A toddler taking tentative first steps into his mother’s loving arms. A mother fluffing her daughter’s prom dress. These moments are indeed miraculous and joyful; they can also be few and far between.” Of course you adore your kids. Of course you would lay down your life for them. But be honest now: Have you ever wondered what possessed you to sign up for the job of motherhood? STOP! DO NOT OPEN THIS BOOK UNTIL YOU RECITE THESE VOWS! I shall remember that no mother is perfect and my children will thrive because, and sometimes even in spite, of me. I shall not preach to a fellow mother who has not asked my opinion. It’s none of my damn business. I shall maintain a sense of humor about all things motherhood.

Mommy, Why Do Bad Things Happen?

Mommy, Why Do Bad Things Happen?
  • Author : Kathy Hurley
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2009-12
  • Total pages :16
  • ISBN : 9781449026301
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Summary : Parents have many lessons to teach their children. One of those lessons is how and why bad things happen to them and to others. I hope this will help caregivers and children.

Bad Mother

Bad Mother
  • Author : Ayelet Waldman
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2009-05-05
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 9780767932165
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Summary : In our mothers’ day there were good mothers, indifferent mothers, and occasionally, great mothers. Today we have only Bad Mothers: If you work, you’re neglectful; if you stay home, you’re smothering. If you discipline, you’re buying them a spot on the shrink’s couch; if you let them run wild, they will be into drugs by seventh grade. Is it any wonder so many women refer to themselves at one time or another as a “bad mother”? Writing with remarkable candor, and dispensing much hilarious and helpful advice along the way—Is breast best? What should you do when your daughter dresses up as a “ho” for Halloween?—Ayelet Waldman says it's time for women to get over it and get on with it in this wry, unflinchingly honest, and always insightful memoir on modern motherhood.

Mommy, Daddy, I Had a Bad Dream!

Mommy, Daddy, I Had a Bad Dream!
  • Author : Martha Heineman Pieper
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-09-30
  • Total pages :229
  • ISBN : 0983866430
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Scheming Daddy Pets Mommy

Scheming Daddy Pets Mommy
  • Author : Jin XiaoYi
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-04-30
  • Total pages :229
  • ISBN : 9781648976728
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Summary : she had been cheated by her friends by her parents by her newlywed husband and finally even by herself after a car accident she loved the bad president and the cute girl and she cried herself into a quilt president what do we do if the madam goes missing a ceo satellite location sea water extraction interception of aircraft the kidnappers to feed the wolves ceo what if the madam runs away a certain president narrowed his eyes and smiled tie him up and let me do it rumor has it that the ventral ceo ao jin is going after the world and sending people to south africa for no reason but this is is it shameful hubby ning mu chen looked at his husband and son who were washing his feet and teased him be good i'll make you lose face in a while my husband immediately covered his face and kissed his wife lightly the next day his son ran away from home because he suspected he was an accident

The Mommy Chronicles

The Mommy Chronicles
  • Author : Leslie Tonner
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2014-04-01
  • Total pages :156
  • ISBN : 9781480496156
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Summary : Follow the adventures of Charlie, an urban three-year-old on the fast track, and his slow-track mommy. In this hilarious volume, Charlie gets a haircut like Sting’s, runs up a tab at a baseball game, and prefers the garlic press to any of his expensive “educational” toys. Charlie is a kid learning to be a consumer. His mommy reveals important secrets, like which stroller is “in,” which is the “right” playgroup, and how to throw a fabulous fourth birthday party. Moms and dads alike will find these anecdotes of parenting at the end of the century to be truly priceless.

A Contemporary American's Guide to a Successful Marriage ©1959

A Contemporary American's Guide to a Successful Marriage ©1959
  • Author : Robert Bastron
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2010
  • Total pages :55
  • ISBN : 0822224313
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Summary : THE STORY: Set against the backdrop of the late 1950s and told in the style of the social guidance films of that era, A CONTEMPORARY AMERICAN'S GUIDE TO A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE © 1959 follows two young couples from courtship to matrimony, and ultimat

Mommy, Why?

Mommy, Why?
  • Author : Boots Brizendine
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-02-13
  • Total pages :52
  • ISBN : 9781512775754
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Summary : Mommy, Why? answers some of the age-old questions that children have asked parents for centuries. Mommy or Daddy, why . . . ? Why not give your child Gods answers to the difficult questions of life? Often, adults ask the same questions. Mommy, Why? may answer questions adults have never found the answer to.

Bad Mommy Moments

Bad Mommy Moments
  • Author : Cindy Kane
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-11-13
  • Total pages :159
  • ISBN : 1938690281
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Summary : Are you an overwhelmed, guilt-ridden mom? Are you secretly counting down the hours until bedtime? Are you completely ignoring your child to read the back of this book? Don't worry û you're not alone. Welcome to Bad Mommy Moments: those short periods of time (that feel like eternities) when you do something "bad" that will haunt you for the rest of the day. Or week. Or forever. Using a humorous compilation of prose, poetry, photography, and graphics, blogger Cindy Kane tracks the two-year storm of new motherhood through the mind of a woman who struggled to adjust. That is, until she traded in her dreams of perfect parenting for finding ways to laugh. At herself. And in laughter, she found unexpected hope. Bad Mommy Moments celebrates the days of new motherhood that SUCK. Because it's often after our worst moments that we realize how lucky we are. Book jacket.

Hello, My Name Is Mommy

Hello, My Name Is Mommy
  • Author : Sheri Lynch
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2004-04-07
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 9781429906821
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Summary : Hilarious and true and inspirational, Hello, My Name is Mommy is for every pregnant woman and new mother who ever felt helpless and out of control instead of confident and aglow. Sure, women know pregnancy is no bed of roses, but Lynch taps into her own dysfunctional childhood and fears about becoming a mom to label a much profounder worry many moms-to-be have: that their own pasts were so screwed up that they're doomed to repeat the cycle. Dr. Spock may tell moms to trust their instincts, but Lynch's Misfit Mommies want to do every last thing but that. They feel like frauds and imposters, and Lynch's real-girl's voice will be instantly recognizable to them. Lynch will walk and talk new moms through it all: from lamenting the hot dogs and second-hand smoke they were raised on (and, of course, "you turned out just fine") to the realization that kids are kind of germy and gross (but feeling that way doesn't make one a bad mother) to keeping it together at work with Cheerios in the old nursing bra.

Good Moms Say Bad Words

Good Moms Say Bad Words
  • Author : Mommy MY WORLD
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-05-23
  • Total pages :110
  • ISBN : 9798648186873
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Summary : Who among us does not love his mother, and she is the one who sacrifices for us and gives us all her time only for the sake of our happiness, in fact she is our guardian angel and does not feel happy otherwise we are happy, so she deserves even a simple gift like this notebook to write in it all the memories between you and your unique mom . 6 x 9 Inch Size 110 Total Pages

The Bad Mood and the Stick

The Bad Mood and the Stick
  • Author : Lemony Snicket
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-10-03
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 9781101918784
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Summary : New York Times bestselling author Lemony Snicket sheds light on the way bad moods come and go. Once there was a bad mood and a stick. The stick appeared when a tree dropped it. Where did the bad mood come from? Who picked up the stick? And where is the bad mood off to now? You never know what is going to happen.

Bad Mommy Stay Mommy

Bad Mommy Stay Mommy
  • Author : Elisabeth Horan
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-05-10
  • Total pages :56
  • ISBN : 1999598636
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Summary : Elisabeth Horan was in the grip of postpartum depression after the birth of her second son, 'red and writhing a salamander underfoot'. In this collection, Elisabeth finds the courage to survive. Uplifting, guttural: Horan leaves her reader roaring for more.

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days

The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days
  • Author : Ian Frazier
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-10-02
  • Total pages :256
  • ISBN : 9780374709495
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Summary : Based on his widely read columns for The New Yorker, Ian Frazier's uproarious first novel, The Cursing Mommy's Book of Days, centers on a profoundly memorable character, sprung from an impressively fertile imagination. Structured as a daybook of sorts, the book follows the Cursing Mommy—beleaguered wife of Larry and mother of two boys, twelve and eight—as she tries (more or less) valiantly to offer tips on how to do various tasks around the home, only to end up on the ground, cursing, surrounded by broken glass. Her voice is somewhere between Phyllis Diller's and Sylvia Plath's: a hilariously desperate housewife with a taste for swearing and large glasses of red wine, who speaks to the frustrations of everyday life. Frazier has demonstrated an astonishing ability to operate with ease in a variety of registers: from On the Rez, an investigation into the lives of modern day Oglala Sioux written with a mix of humor, compassion, and imagination, to Dating Your Mom, a sidesplitting collection of humorous essays that imagines, among other things, how and why you might begin a romance with your mother. Here, Frazier tackles another genre with his usual grace and aplomb, as well as an extra helping of his trademark wicked wit. The Cursing Mommy's failures and weaknesses are our own—and Frazier gives them a loving, satirical spin that is uniquely his own.

Changes That Heal

Changes That Heal
  • Author : Henry Cloud
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2009-05-26
  • Total pages :368
  • ISBN : 9780310312949
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Summary : A down-to-earth plan to help us recover from the wounds of the past and grow more and more into the image of God. Many of us struggle with anxiety, loneliness, and feelings of inadequacy. We know that God created us in his image, but how can we be loving when we feel burned out? How can we be free when we struggle with addiction? Will we ever enjoy the complete healing God promises? Combining his professional expertise and personal experience, renowned psychologist Dr. Henry Cloud guides us through four basic ways to become joy-filled, mature followers of Christ: Connect more deeply with others Separate from others in healthy ways Understand the good and the bad in ourselves and others Grow into greater emotional and spiritual maturity With fascinating case studies and helpful techniques we can start using immediately, Changes That Heal reminds us that God promises to complete his good work in us. Workbook and Spanish edition also available.

Bad Bones

Bad Bones
  • Author : Linda Ladd
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2014-09-01
  • Total pages :395
  • ISBN : 9781601830524
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Summary : BAD OMEN Homicide detective Claire Morgan has a bad feeling when a man's body is found in a Missouri State Park. The crime scene is buried in snow. The corpse is frozen in ice. And nearly every bone has been broken, shattered, or crushed. . . BAD BLOOD Claire's suspicions only get worse when the body is thawed and identified. The victim was an ultimate fighter on the cage-match circuit. His wife blames her ex-husband, a Russian mafioso. But Claire knows this is no mob-style execution. This is something worse. Something evil. . . BAD BONES Raised from childhood to inflict pain, the killer uses rage as a weapon. Punishing without mercy. Killing without conscience. Upholding a dark family tradition that is so twisted, so powerful, it destroys everything in its path. And Claire is about to meet the family. . . Praise for Linda Ladd's Claire Morgan Thrillers "One of the most creepy, crawly, and compelling psychological thrillers ever." —Fresh Fiction "Chilling, compelling suspense. . .be prepared to lose sleep!" —Eileen Dryer "Exciting, thrill-a-minute!" —Midwest Book Review "Plenty of suspense and surprises." —Publishers Weekly 136,500 Words

Children of Divorce

Children of Divorce
  • Author : Debbie Barr
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2009-07-13
  • Total pages :208
  • ISBN : 9780310829188
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Summary : The adults who love them want to know, "How can I help?" Based on research and interviews with single parents and children, Children of Divorce provides a sympathetic, insightful answer to their question. It shows: -How to tell your child about divorce -How children respond to divorce according to their age -How to help children grow spiritually -How parents, grandparents, church workers, and teachers can help children of divorce -- This realistic yet compassionate book tells the truth about divorce -- how it forever changes the lives of those it touches. It speaks candidly about how children respond to divorce and the changes it imposes on their lives. But Children of Divorce also tells the truth about how Christianity in action can make a difference.

Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!

Killer Koalas from Outer Space and Lots of Other Very Bad Stuff that Will Make Your Brain Explode!
  • Author : Andy Griffiths
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2011-10-11
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 9781466827677
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Summary : Surprise, absurdity, and laugh-out-loud humor are the hallmarks of this New York Times-bestselling author, and in Killer Koalas from Outer Space, Griffiths offers up a collection of ridiculous stories featuring zombie kittens, rocket stealing ants, and of course, killer koalas from outer space.