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Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
  • Author : F. L. Fowler
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012
  • Total pages :160
  • ISBN : 9780385345224
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Summary : A wryly whimsical culinary parody of E. L. James' Fifty Shades trilogy combines epicurean double entendres, 50 chicken recipes and the story of a young free-range chicken who finds herself at the mercy of a kinky and dominating chef, in a parody that includes such dishes as "Sticky (Chicken) Fingers" and "Bound Wings."

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Fifty Shades of Chicken
  • Author : F.L. Fowler
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-11-13
  • Total pages :160
  • ISBN : 9780385345231
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Summary : Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

The Snacking Dead

The Snacking Dead
  • Author : D. B. Walker
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013
  • Total pages :160
  • ISBN : 9780770435448
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Summary : The creator of the best-selling 50 Shades of Chicken present a new parody cookbook that shares 50 zombie-inspired recipes for snacks and special-occasion fare while recounting a tongue-in-cheek love-survival story about an everyday mom and her backwoods hunk.

Fifty Shades of Bacon

Fifty Shades of Bacon
  • Author : Benjamin Myhre,Jenna Johnson
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-08-01
  • Total pages :59
  • ISBN : 1479129836
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Summary : Fifty Shades of Bacon is an erotic cookbook that delves into the full bacon experience. Ok, it is not erotic at all, but it is a tongue in cheek delivery of some great bacon recipes. Everything from basic bacon bits to bacon ice cream to bacon au gratin and alfredo. If you are into bacon, want an interesting conversation piece or are looking for a present for the meat lover in your life, this title is for you. This is a softcover book that has 62 pages and 50 recipes.

50 Ways to Eat Cock

50 Ways to Eat Cock
  • Author : Adrienne N. Hew
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013
  • Total pages :158
  • ISBN : 9781482591439
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Summary : This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions "How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark Show Curious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift! * If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?

What the F*@# Should I Make for Dinner?
  • Author : Zach Golden
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2011-09-27
  • Total pages :100
  • ISBN : 9780762443673
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Summary : If dinnertime has you cursing up a storm, this cookbook of 50 profane and delicious dishes will get you off your indecisive a** and into the f*@#ing kitchen! Derived from the incredibly popular (and totally addictive) website, WhatTheFuckShouldIMakeForDinner.com, this "choose your own adventure" style cookbook provides quick and easy solutions for the nightly conundrum. Every page is a new (and easy) meal, with enough pizzazz to keep you interested. Don't like the recipe? Simply choose another page for a new f*@#ing idea! Making choices is hard, so let this book do it for you with 50 solid meal ideas-and a side of salty language-for meat-eaters and vegetarians alike, such as: Scallop Ceviche Grilled Skirt Steak with Chimichurri Red Flannel Hash Vegetarian Cassoulet Never hem and haw over what to make for dinner again! What the F*@# Should I Make For Dinner? is the perfect gift for anyone who loves food, and will become your go-to guide to save you from headache, hunger, and your own wishy-washy self.

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy!

Fifty Shades of Gravy A Christian gets Saucy!
  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman,Hallee the Homemaker™
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-02-07
  • Total pages :150
  • ISBN : 9781939603029
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Summary : Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of the penultimate comfort food – gravy. Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy!" is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek – but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies! For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer

Fried & True

Fried & True
  • Author : Lee Brian Schrager,Adeena Sussman
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2014-05-20
  • Total pages :256
  • ISBN : 9780770435233
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Summary : Whether you prefer it cold out of the fridge or hot and crispy on a buttery biscuit, you will find your new favorite fried chicken recipe in Fried & True, serving up more than 50 recipes for America’s most decadently delicious food. Lee Schrager has left no stone unturned in his quest to find America’s best fried chicken. From four-star restaurants to roadside fry shacks, you’ll learn how to brine your bird, give it a buttermilk bath, batter or even double batter it, season with loads of spices, and fry it up to golden perfection. Recipes to savor include: -Hattie B’s Hot Chicken -Yotam Ottolenghi’s Seeded Chicken Schnitzel with Parsley-Caper Mayonnaise -Marcus Samuelsson’s Coconut Fried Chicken with Collards and Gravy -Jacques-Imo’s Fried Chicken and Smothered Cabbage -The Loveless Café’s Fried Chicken and Hash Brown Casserole -Blackberry Farm’s Sweet Tea–Brined Fried Chicken -Charles Phan’s Hard Water Fried Chicken -Thomas Keller’s Buttermilk Fried Chicken -Wylie Dufresne’s Popeyes-Style Chicken Tenders and Biscuits Sink your teeth into Fried & True, the source of your next great fried chicken masterpiece and a tribute to America’s most beloved culinary treasure.

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner

Winner! Winner! Chicken Dinner
  • Author : Stacie Billis
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-04-28
  • Total pages :160
  • ISBN : 9781635861570
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Summary : With this cookbook on their kitchen counters, home cooks can prepare delicious chicken suppers with confidence and ease. The spirit of this cookbook lies in author Stacie Billis’ light, funny, and instructional tone, which takes the intimidation factor out of working with chicken, whether breaking down a bird or roasting it whole. Each chapter is chock-full of tips and tricks that use a wide range of techniques, from braising and roasting to grilling, slow cooking, and sheet-pan cooking, and all fifty recipes focus on tender meat infused with flavor. Keep roasted chicken classic, or give it pizzazz with the addition of a savory compound butter. Get perfectly crispy tenders without frying or give fajitas with lime crema the sheetpan treatment for easy prep (and cleanup). Other favorite recipes include Chicken Thighs with Maple–Cider Vinegar Glaze and Fennel-Apple Slaw, Sheet Pan Shawarma, Chicken Parmesan Meatballs, Green and White Chicken Chili, Peachy Sriracha Sticky Wings, and Pineapple Chicken Salad with Green Beans and Toasted Coconut. With colorful photographs of every recipe, readers will master the classics and discover new favorites for every occasion, from a casual dinner party to a backyard cookout.

The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook

The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook
  • Author : Josh Scherer
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-08-29
  • Total pages :256
  • ISBN : 9781455595433
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Summary : There was never anything wrong with instant ramen. But there was never anything wrong with not being on the moon, either. That didn't stop Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and that other guy* from changing the course of human history with a few daring steps and a super dope catchphrase. So too shall journalist and blogger Josh Scherer change the course of late-night, often-insane, sometimes-smart-but-always-monstrous munchie food that puts your MSG packet garbage to shame. You'll find more than seventy creations broken into the ten "brossential" food groups like: Beer, Fried Things, Tacos, and Struggle Snacks (because money is hard). Josh's recipes range from indulgent eats like Beer-Poached Bratwurst Party Subs and Mac 'n' Cheese Nachos to hella-classy dishes like Broccolini with Burnt Lemon Hollandaise and Pork Belly Tacos with Fish Sauce Caramel. Sprinkled in are the unholy commandments for bro cooking, such as "bagged wine is the only wine you need," and Josh's expert advice on how to beat a hangover (it's mostly just pastrami and emotionally purging movies). The Culinary Bro-Down Cookbook is full of irreverent essays and anecdotes, but running throughout is a deep sense of soul and self that strives to answer the question: Why can't the deep-fried nonsense you eat with your bros at 2 a.m. have the same emotional gravitas as an intimate family dinner? Oh and there's bacon, too. Like, a lot of it. *It's Michael Collins, you uncultured swine

Fifty Shades of Black and White

Fifty Shades of Black and White
  • Author : Joan Fox
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-06
  • Total pages :102
  • ISBN : 9781625166159
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Summary : The life of a young nun in New England in the 1960s provides the backdrop for the provocative and highly relevant new novel Fifty Shades of Black and White: Confessions of a Naughty Nun. Eighteen-year-old Catherine Connor first enters the convent in September 1959. She begins her training as a postulant in Cumberland, Rhode Island. The story starts with her experiences in the novitiate and follows her as she takes her final vows. At the end of her postulant year, she becomes Sister Mary Irene Joseph. Her first mission after completing her education is to teach at a Catholic school in Fall River, Massachusetts. There she meets and falls in love with the young parish priest, Paul Kelly, who persistently pursues her. Catherine's experiences describe both convent life and her intimate love story, which is at times funny, sad, and melancholy. Fifty Shades of Black and White poses problems that the church is still struggling with today. Catherine's story is one you will never forget.

Fifty Shades of Black and Blue

Fifty Shades of Black and Blue
  • Author : I. B. Naughtie
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-06
  • Total pages :142
  • ISBN : 1467530999
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Summary : International Bestseller! "Hilarious parody!" "It had me tingling all over!" "I dumped my husband after I read this book - thank you!!!" "Black and Blue is the new Grey!" "Ouch!!" In this hilarious parody of Fifty Shades of Grey, our heroine is Annabelle Stilletto from Jersey City, New Jersey, a Beauty School graduate who has no job and lives with her loser roommate. Her life changes suddenly when she meets her dream guy, the rich and handsome Vinnie Griso, the heir to the Vinnie's Auto Parts empire. She falls for Vinnie's seductive charms - not to mention his clear blue eyes, jet black hair, tight black pants and pointy shoes. But when Vinnie invites her for a romantic evening at his secluded mansion, she discovers the secrets that he has been hiding from the world. She is soon introduced to Vinnie's "rules" and invited into a "special" relationship with her dream guy. She is conflicted about how far to surrender, but before long gives in to her deepest desires and discovers the pleasures of domination as she becomes "fifty shades of black and blue." Hilarious, erotic and nice, not-so-clean fun, Fifty Shades of Black and Blue is the bestselling parody everyone is talking about.

Fifty Shades Of Grey

Fifty Shades Of Grey
  • Author : E L James
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-04-03
  • Total pages :528
  • ISBN : 9781612130293
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Summary : Relive the sensuality, the romance and the drama of Fifty Shades Freed through the thoughts, reflections and dreams of Christian Grey. Look for FREED: Fifty Shades as Told by Christian, available for pre-order now. MORE THAN 150 MILLION COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE When literature student Anastasia Steele goes to interview young entrepreneur Christian Grey, she encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Ana is startled to realize she wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds she is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Ana's quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Grey admits he wants her, too—but on his own terms. Shocked yet thrilled by Grey's singular erotic tastes, Ana hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Grey is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Ana discovers Christian Grey's secrets and explores her own dark desires. This book is intended for mature audiences.

50 Shades of Coq

50 Shades of Coq
  • Author : A. Fowlpun,E. L. Poppycock
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2015-07-18
  • Total pages :130
  • ISBN : 1515142027
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Summary : "These damn things are as hot as a stiff cock." - JULIA CHILD As one of the most famous coq-handlers of all time, Mrs. Child should know what she's talking about. A F Owlpun's (get it?) 50 Shades of Coq: A Parody Cookbook For Lovers of White Coq, Dark Coq, and All Shades Between promises to be one of the most cherished and wholesome family books to appear since 50 Shades of Grey. It contains recipes. Many recipes. Up to 50 of them. All containing chicken, or as the French like to titter, "Coq." So there you have it. It's a book for cooking. Why anyone would want to cook at home is beyond me, but if you do, then this is the book for you. Or for a friend. It's better if you give it to a friend and let them do the cooking. That way you win some points and get a free meal out of it. Here's an idea: Want to make a lot of friends? Then give a bunch of people a copy of this book. Make sense? I knew you'd see the wisdom in this suggestion. 'Nuff said. Buy the book, the recipes are actually delicious, and the shipping is free if you're a Prime member. And if you don't like the book, just return it for a full refund. What is there to lose, except an opportunity to make new friends? Click the BUY button now! FREE SHIPPING for prime members.

From Here to You

From Here to You
  • Author : Jamie McGuire
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2018-08-21
  • Total pages :368
  • ISBN : 9781538730041
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Summary : One woman must decide whether she can trust a complete stranger to protect her and unborn child from the threats of her past in this "touching modern romance" from the author of the #1 New York Times bestseller Beautiful Disaster (Library Journal). Named one of the "Best Romance Books of 2018" by Bookbub! As Darby Dixon sits in a tiny Texas church bathroom on her wedding day holding a positive pregnancy test, she realizes that marrying her fiance would be the worst decision of her life. She's never been very good at standing up for herself, but she'll sure as hell stand up for her baby. With very little cash and a ton of courage, she flees town to take a new name and start a new life. As a Marine, Scott "Trex" Trexler worked in the most treacherous, corrupt, war-torn places on earth. With his new top-secret security job, he finally has a chance to return to the one place he's felt at peace: Colorado Springs, Colorado. The moment Trex checks in at the hotel where she's working, Darby knows he's dangerous. He may want her to think he's another hotshot firefighter, along with all the others battling the nearby mountain blaze, but something doesn't add up. No way will she get involved with another man she can't fully trust - and Trex clearly isn't telling her everything. As Darby's ex gets closer and closer to finding her, both she and Trex will soon find out that what you don't know really can hurt you. "This love story is raw, brilliant, and gives women hope in the impossible. Nothing is more precious than that." --Audrey Carlan, #1 New York Times bestselling author "Jamie McGuire writes with no holds barred ... real and addictive." --USA Today "Heartfelt emotions, serious social concerns and exceptional character development result in a touching modern romance with inspirational overtones; a sure winner." --Library Journal

Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy

Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy
  • Author : William Codpiece Thwackery
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-11-13
  • Total pages :200
  • ISBN : 9781476727585
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Summary : A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice! When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious practices and lusty urges. Her heart is racing and her bloomers quivering at the thought of submitting to Mr. Darcy’s every whim…

Fifty Shades of Gravy

Fifty Shades of Gravy
  • Author : Hallee Bridgeman
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-02
  • Total pages :148
  • ISBN : 1939603307
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Summary : Hallee Bridgeman, A.K.A. "Hallee the Homemaker" rides the gravy train to triumph and hilarity with her premiere cookbook, revealing the secrets of the penultimate comfort food - gravy. Fifty Shades of Gravy "a Christian Gets Saucy " is a cookbook wrapped in a parody surrounded by a comedy with a tongue firmly inserted into a cheek - but the recipes are deadly serious and may leave readers licking the gravy boat. Her famous whole food, real food recipes bathe in luxuriant liquid comfort with recipes that are sure to captivate and enslave any audience. Hallee starts with stocks and broths and then explores every shade of gravy you can whip up. Some recipes are entire meals and some are simple sauces while still others are gravies served alongside a traditional holiday feast. There are meaty gravies, comfort food gravies, vegan gravies, gluten-free gravies, and even chocolate gravies For any gravy question you were too ashamed to ask, this saucy Christian shares the answer.

A Rational Approach to Animal Rights

A Rational Approach to Animal Rights
  • Author : Corey Wrenn
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2015-11-03
  • Total pages :239
  • ISBN : 9781137434654
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Summary : Applying critical sociological theory, this book explores the shortcomings of popular tactics in animal liberation efforts. Building a case for a scientifically-grounded grassroots approach, it is argued that professionalized advocacy that works in the service of theistic, capitalist, patriarchal institutions will find difficulty achieving success.

50 Shades of Purple

50 Shades of Purple
  • Author : P. F. McGrail
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2018-09-22
  • Total pages :342
  • ISBN : 1723938912
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Summary : It's hotter if we don't use a safe word. Horror stories make your heart pound. Erotica stories make your blood race. Now put them together and what do you get? 50 SHADES OF PURPLE is a collection of 57 short stories that cross the line to create the most suspenseful, exciting situations imaginable. Innocent beginnings have salacious twists, and the supernatural monsters are just as likely to seduce you as they are to rip you limb from limb. The constant surprises will keep you on the edge of your seat, devouring your attention as you satisfy your need to unravel each unique mystery. Praise for 50 Shades of Purple "The most incredible horror anthology I've ever read. This is a truly mesmerizing work. The author promises in the foreword that the shifts in tone will be jarring but never dull, and delivers on that immediately with stunning effectiveness." ★★★★★ Review "The author has a fantastic way with words. Each story is funny, scary, sick, twisted, hopeful, horrific or all of above, all at once. If you love horror, this is one I highly recommend." ★★★★★ Review "I loved this book! Not only were the stories well written, it was like a mystery grab bag, where one never knows what will be pulled out next!" ★★★★★ Review Special edition with full page illustrations. The explicit sex and violence in these stories won't hide anything from you, especially when accompanied by original illustrations. This combines with the immersive, realistic writing style to bring even the most incredible situations into vivid detail. About Haunted House Publishing We're passionate about publishing horror stories for adults, scary books for teens, and all sorts of dark fiction. We've got new horror kindle books every month, specializing in supernatural stories, supernatural book collections, and paranormal books for adults. We've got zombie books, demonic horror, ghosts and specters, angels and demons, gothic novels, and haunted houses and ghosts novels. We promise some of the top horror books 2018.

365 Ways to Cook Chicken

365 Ways to Cook Chicken
  • Author : Cheryl Sedeker
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2005-04-26
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 9780060578893
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Summary : Low in fat and cholesterol, nutritious and inexpensive, chicken is the meat of choice for legions of diet-conscious, budget-conscious, and taste-conscious Americans. 365 Ways to Cook Chicken provides you with tempting, mouthwatering recipes for every occasion, every season, every cook, and every day. Baked, fried, barbecued, stewed, roasted—you name your favorite chicken dish, it's here. Simple one-dish casseroles are perfect for midweek family meals, while tasty appetizers and elegant roasts promise to impress any dinner party guests. Whether your tastes run to Buffalo's famous chicken wings or to gumbos with a Cajun kick, from subtle to saucy, you will find scores of dishes to tickle your fancy. Here's a poultry classic—with almost a million copies sold.

The Great Chicken Cookbook

The Great Chicken Cookbook
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2011
  • Total pages :320
  • ISBN : 1606522116
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Summary : "Over 230 simple, delicious recipes for every occasion"--Cover.