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People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2014
  • Total pages :208
  • ISBN : 9780345549839
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Summary : The author offers her witty, acerbic observation on life in suburban America, taking on topics like marriage, motherhood, and neighborhood politics.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2014-09-09
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 9780345549983
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Summary : NATIONAL BESTSELLER A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Advance praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear From the Trade Paperback edition.

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-06-29
  • Total pages :212
  • ISBN : 1944123067
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Summary : If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted. The Punch List: Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you. The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, "When I was at Princeton..."? The martyrs. You get sick days-use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important. Advance Praise for Working with People I Want to Punch in the Throat: "I'm grateful to all of the people Jen Mann writes about in this book-the condescending managers, undermining editors, the plastic surgeon who helpfully offered free operations during a job interview, and the boss who fired her with a Post-It Note-because they made her into the rage-filled writer we all know and love." - Jancee Dunn, author of How Not to Hate Your Husband After Kids "I connected with Jen Mann's book more deeply than I'm comfortable with. It was brilliant and gross and hilarious and heartwarming and then hilarious again. I literally couldn't put it down. For what it's worth, the only book before this one that I read in one sitting without a break was Dances with Wolves. Don't judge me." - James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), author of Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : June Bug Journals
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-08-07
  • Total pages :114
  • ISBN : 0464163250
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Summary : 6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2015
  • Total pages :224
  • ISBN : 9780345549990
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Summary : "In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann's naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can't take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person ("'Joyce is enjoying Bunko.' Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter."). And on her nice list... well, she's working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: You Can Keep Your Cookies, I'm Just Here for the Booze; Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out?; Why You Won't Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party. From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother's Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact."--

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Cube Notebooks
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-04-19
  • Total pages :110
  • ISBN : 1095278436
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Summary : People I Want To Punch In The Throat (Cube Notebooks) Cute black humor lovers notebook compostion for boys and girls, kids and adults. Very unique and cute notebook with loving theme perfect for personal use for example your notes, or travel plans, also for your whole office. Get yours today! It has as many as 110 lined pages where you can color, draw or write down everything what will come to your mind! You can write your goals, take it to college, or make a unforgettable gift for your kids or your beloved one! Specifications: Cover: Matte Dimensions: 6" x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) Interior: White Paper, Lined Pages: 110 Notebooks from Cube Notebooks Series are perfect gifts for kids and adults in any age! Also for someone who have birthday, anniversary, and you can be sure that it will bring a smile to the face of your loved ones! Check my our other notebooks and find the perfect one that will suit you. My books carry a range of different notebooks and you will undoubtedly find the right one for you by checking through our different and exciting graphic options.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Sr Creations
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-11-23
  • Total pages :112
  • ISBN : 171099696X
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Summary : This funny gag journal reading "People I Want To Punch In The Throat" is perfect for those who want to keep a hit list of people who they simply do not like. This can range from a family member, friend, ex partner, work colleague, your boss the possibilities are endless!It's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9 PAPER: Lightly Lined on White Paper PAGES: 110 Pages COVER: Soft Cover (Matte)Let the punching begin!

People I Want to Punch in the Throat...

People I Want to Punch in the Throat...
  • Author : A D Publishing
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-08-16
  • Total pages :102
  • ISBN : 1686801327
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Summary : Hilarious 6 x 9" notebook with 100 lined pages! The "People I want to punch in the throat..." notebook will crack up your co-workers, classmates, and anyone else! Perfect portable size for purses, small bags, etc..

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Flying Kick Notebooks
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-05-23
  • Total pages :124
  • ISBN : 1099917476
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Summary : 6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 120 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary! Flying Kick Notebooks will give you a flying kick to your funny bone!

I Just Want to Pee Alone

I Just Want to Pee Alone
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-02-27
  • Total pages :196
  • ISBN : 0988408031
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Summary : Subtitle on cover: A collection of hilarious essays about motherhood.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Hassan Ouadia
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-03-18
  • Total pages :110
  • ISBN : 9798627754093
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Summary : a funny journal for boys and girls , all pages are lined to write in 6x9 notebook 110 pages Lined pages

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Susan Swearson
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-12-22
  • Total pages :122
  • ISBN : 1679222902
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Summary : Need A Practical Gag Gift For A Coworker Or Friend? Our to do list journal and lined journal beats a greeting card any day. Give them something they can laugh at while actually using. Makes a greet meeting notes notebook, to do list, daily planner, diary and more. Pick one from the many phrases we have that allow you or your colleague to express how they really feel. At 7x10 it's small enough to be transported around easily and big enough to actually be a useful gag gift so your money isn't wasted. 52-week task organizer with over 50 pages of diary paper is what you will find inside. Makes the perfect Christmas, Birthday or white elephant office party gift exchange idea. If you want to see all our options just click the author name above. Grab a copy today!

People i Want to Punch in the Throat

People i Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Ilok Funny Journals
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-01-03
  • Total pages :102
  • ISBN : 167926267X
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Summary : Show your boss and coworkers how much you appreciate them with this funny journal!Office Lined Blank Notebook Journal with a funny saying on the outside. Can be used for note taking in meetings. Makes a perfect gift for adults and teen girls. A PERFECT GIFT FOR COWORKER, BOSS, Valentine, Anniversary, Christmas, or any time you want to get a smile out of your colleague. 110 LINED pages. Dimensions: 7" x 10" Custom Designed Matte Cover.Order today for the gift the whole office will get a laugh from!

Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat

Traveling with People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Jen Mann
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2021-01-05
  • Total pages :229
  • ISBN : 1944123180
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Summary : Have you ever returned from a vacation and felt like you needed a vacation from your vacation? That's how New York Times bestselling author Jen Mann always feels.Packing a suitcase, putting on pants, and leaving the house already sounds like a lot of work, but then you have to deal with the punch list:Delayed flights.Center seats.People who think bare feet on an airplane is a good idea.Kids who don't use headphones.Dicey hotel rooms.Crappy wifi.Food poisoning.Plus the constant reminder that you've paid a fortune for this experience.This is the fourth book in Jen Mann's New York Times bestselling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint!You'll want to pack a copy of this book in your carry-on so you can prop it over your face while you're napping--perfect for keeping the talkers at bay. You'll want to read it out loud on your next road trip--great for drowning out all the fighting in the backseat. And you'll want to have it handy when there's a three-hour wait at the amusement park--excellent for keeping your mind off how much you paid to stand in the heat for a rollercoaster just to make some f*cking memories.

The Art of Living Other People's Lives

The Art of Living Other People's Lives
  • Author : Greg Dybec
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-01-03
  • Total pages :240
  • ISBN : 9780762461073
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Summary : "Greg Dybec is the quirky, neurotic, funny little brother I never had. The Art of Living Other People's Lives is a terrific collection of relatable, hilarious stories." -- Jen Mann, New York Times bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat When he isn't responsible for pleasing tens of millions of online readers a month as the managing editor of Elite Daily, Greg Dybec worries about rent, sex, love, family, and--the most millennial topic of them all--a desire to leave a legacy. In The Art of Living Other People's Lives, Greg delivers a funny, brash, insightful collection of stories on becoming a pick-up artist to get over an ex-girlfriend, late-night adventures with his Uber drivers, a writing gig about men's underwear, and so much more. Whether he's learning to hashtag from his tech-savvy mom, pestering Mark Cuban for life advice, or eavesdropping on strangers for story ideas, Greg takes readers on a hilariously neurotic and self-analytical journey that explores the struggle of balancing his plugged-in persona with his real-world self. Along the way, he -- and you -- might discover that life is a whole lot simpler online.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Holly Books
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-09-27
  • Total pages :100
  • ISBN : 9798691101731
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Summary : This beautiful journal is great for taking notes, To-do lists, doodling, brainstorming, Working, gratitude, meditation, and mindfulness journaling. The perfect notebook for taking notes at home, at school, at work, or anywhere you go. Makes a great Christmas, birthday, graduation, or beginning of the school year...

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Blank Lined Notebook

People I Want to Punch in the Throat: Blank Lined Notebook
  • Author : book shop
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-04-08
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN : 9798635401682
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Summary : A beautiful, bright, fun notebook. Ideal for taking notes, jotting lists, brainstorming, Bible study, prayer journaling, writing in as a diary, or giving as a gift. Not too thick & not too thin, so it's a great size to throw in your purse or bag! SIZE: 6 X 9PAPER: Lightly Lined on White PaperPAGES: 120 Pages

The Elf on the Shelf

The Elf on the Shelf
  • Author : Carol V. Aebersold,Chanda A. Bell
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2005
  • Total pages :32
  • ISBN : 0976990709
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Summary : The Elf on the Shelf: A Christmas Tradition is an activity the entire family will enjoy. Based on the tradition Carol Aebersold began with her family in the 1970s, this cleverly rhymed children's book explains that Santa knows who is naughty and/or nice because he sends a scout elf to every home. During the holiday season, the elf watches children by day and reports to Santa each night. When children awake, the elf has returned from the North Pole and can be found hiding in a different location. This activity allows The Elf on the Shelf to become a delightful hide-and-seek game.

People I Want to Punch in the Throat

People I Want to Punch in the Throat
  • Author : Yourima Arts
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-12-26
  • Total pages :122
  • ISBN : 1651164657
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Summary : This is a perfect journal for you to take to your meetings. A funny journal that will get you through them. Also would make a great gift for a co-worker. This is great as a journal or notebook perfect for you to write your own thoughts, get a little creative with poetry or just writing down lists or ideas. It is a 120 pages blank ruled journal ready for you to fill with your own writing and get a little creative every now and then. 120 pages of high quality paper It can be used as a journal, notebook or just a composition book 6" x 9" Paperback notebook, soft matte cover Perfect for gel pen, ink or pencils Great size to carry everywhere in your bag, for work, high school, college... It will make a great gift for any special occasion: Christmas, Secret Santa, Birthday... -----------------------------------------------------------------More about the author: Yourima Arts is dedicated to bringing high quality academic planners, yearly calendars, guided journals and blank notebooks to you.You can find here notebooks for working people: new workers, coworkers, boss in various professions.Our notebooks are unique, beautiful and humorous.

People I Want To Punch In The Throat

People I Want To Punch In The Throat
  • Author : Rainy Day Books
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-07-16
  • Total pages :114
  • ISBN : 0464076463
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Summary : 6 X 9 GAG NOTEBOOK/JOURNAL! 110 LINED PAGES! A sarcastic gag gift journal that is sure to get tons of laughs! Take with you everywhere you go. Funny title makes a great conversation piece. Use it as a notebook, journal or diary!

Moms Who Drink and Swear

Moms Who Drink and Swear
  • Author : Nicole Knepper
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-04-02
  • Total pages :336
  • ISBN : 9781101650943
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Summary : If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.