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The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
  • Author : B. J. Novak
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0803741715
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Summary : "In this book with no pictures, the reader has to say every silly word, no matter what"--

The Book With No Pictures

The Book With No Pictures
  • Author : B. J. Novak
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014-12-04
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0141362006
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Summary : You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here's how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. And even if the words include things like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and MY HEAD IS MADE OF BLUEBERRY PIZZA! That's the rule. That's the deal. Brilliantly irreverent and very, very silly, The Book With No Pictures will delight kids and have them begging for more. From award-winning US comic writer and actor, B.J. Novak.

The Alphabet Book With No Pictures

The Alphabet Book With No Pictures
  • Author : B. J. Novak
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2021-09-02
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0141388056
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Summary : A is for "AaaaaAAAAaaA." B is for "Ba baba a-baba ba." I is for "I had a big idea, I did." And by the time you get to Z, oh what a zap-zop-zippity-zoppity, zany book you'll be reading! This is an alphabet book like no other, from the author of the internationally bestselling mega-hit The Book With No Pictures. B. J. Novak is back with a book that is just as clever and even more silly. And, this time, instead of saying "Read it again!" kids will be shouting "Let ME read it again!"

The Book with No Pictures

The Book with No Pictures
  • Author : B. J. Novak
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2014-09-30
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0698176758
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Summary : A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian. You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

One More Thing

One More Thing
  • Author : B. J. Novak
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  • Release Date :2014-02-04
  • Total pages :304
  • ISBN : 0385351844
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Summary : New York Times Bestseller B.J. Novak's One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories is an endlessly entertaining, surprisingly sensitive, and startlingly original debut that signals the arrival of a brilliant new voice in American fiction. A boy wins a $100,000 prize in a box of Frosted Flakes—only to discover that claiming the winnings might unravel his family. A woman sets out to seduce motivational speaker Tony Robbins—turning for help to the famed motivator himself. A new arrival in Heaven, overwhelmed with options, procrastinates over a long-ago promise to visit his grandmother. We meet Sophia, the first artificially intelligent being capable of love, who falls for a man who might not be ready for it himself; a vengeance-minded hare, obsessed with scoring a rematch against the tortoise who ruined his life; and post-college friends who try to figure out how to host an intervention in the era of Facebook. Along the way, we learn why wearing a red T-shirt every day is the key to finding love, how February got its name, and why the stock market is sometimes just . . . down. Finding inspiration in questions from the nature of perfection to the icing on carrot cake, One More Thing has at its heart the most human of phenomena: love, fear, hope, ambition, and the inner stirring for the one elusive element just that might make a person complete. Across a dazzling range of subjects, themes, tones, and narrative voices, the many pieces in this collection are like nothing else, but they have one thing in common: they share the playful humor, deep heart, sharp eye, inquisitive mind, and altogether electrifying spirit of a writer with a fierce devotion to the entertainment of the reader.

This Is a Ball

This Is a Ball
  • Author : Beck Stanton,Matt Stanton
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  • Release Date :2015-04-01
  • Total pages :32
  • ISBN : 1460705114
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Summary : For the giggling masses who love Herve Tullet's modern classic PRESS HERE and BJ Novak's #1 NYT bestseller THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES comes this brilliant Australian book that will frustrate ... and delight! For the Grown-Ups: You know how you're right all the time? All. The. Time. Yes, well, it's time to give the kids a turn. Which is why everything you read in this book is going to be wrong. But that's okay, because the kids are going to correct you. And they're going to love it! Ages: 4+ Reviews: 'The kids are having a ball (whoops, having fun) and a discussion is born.' 4 stars, GOOD READING 'our new family favourite ... a hilarious ride and one that adults and kids will both love' JAYEBYDAY.COM 'Funny, clever, deliciously dry... this book encourages kids to think outside the square, and hopefully, somewhere deep in that unlimited subconscious, understand that what we see is all about perception. What a powerful thought.' KIDS' BOOK REVIEW

This Is Not a Picture Book!

This Is Not a Picture Book!
  • Author : Sergio Ruzzier
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  • Release Date :2016-05-03
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 1452139377
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Summary : In this quirky yet sweet picture book about the joy and power of reading, Duck learns that even books without pictures can be fun. While he and his friend Bug may struggle at first to decipher their book, they stick with it, and before long they discover that not only can they read it, but it deserves a place on the shelf with all their favorite picture books. Author-artist Sergio Ruzzier has created a fanciful tribute to books of all kinds. It includes both words AND pictures. And because this is the fixed-format version, it looks almost identical to the print edition!

Die Laughing

Die Laughing
  • Author : William Novak
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  • Release Date :2016-10-25
  • Total pages :304
  • ISBN : 1501150812
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Summary : From the cocreator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a “funny…geezer-licious” (Jack Handey, author of Deep Thoughts) collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more—a perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.

Warning: Do Not Open This Book!

Warning: Do Not Open This Book!
  • Author : Adam Lehrhaupt,Matthew Forsythe
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2013-08-27
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 1442435828
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Summary : Monkeys, toucans, and alligators unleash mayhem.

The Alphabet Book with No Words

The Alphabet Book with No Words
  • Author : Anna Roger
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  • Release Date :2017-04-27
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9781546327257
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Summary : This Alphabet Book has no Words. This book is written in response to "The Alphabet Book With No Pictures".

My Book with No Pictures

My Book with No Pictures
  • Author : B. J. Novak
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2019-11-19
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 059311101X
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Summary : Have you or your child ever wanted to write your own version of the #1 New York Times bestseller THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES? Now is your chance, in this fill-in-the-blanks book that puts the power of words directly into your hands. Bonus sheet of nonsense stickers included! Words are amazing. They can be happy or sad, serious or goofy. And some of the best words of all are the ones that make you laugh--the ridiculous, preposterous words like those in THE BOOK WITH NO PICTURES. Now YOU can create some of those amazing words. YOU can write a book that makes grown-ups have to say silly things. Just fill in the blanks with whatever unusual, nonsensical words come to mind (or use the sticker sheet with its funny options). Then ask your favorite adult to read your book to you, and laugh and laugh at YOUR book with no pictures!

The Day the Crayons Came Home

The Day the Crayons Came Home
  • Author : Drew Daywalt
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  • Release Date :2015-08-18
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 0698182383
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Summary : The companion to the #1 blockbuster bestseller, The Day the Crayons Quit! “Highly anticipated (yes, even for adults)” —Entertainment Weekly I'm not sure what it is about this kid Duncan, but his crayons sure are a colorful bunch of characters! Having soothed the hurt feelings of one group who threatened to quit, Duncan now faces a whole new group of crayons asking to be rescued. From Maroon Crayon, who was lost beneath the sofa cushions and then broken in two after Dad sat on him; to poor Turquoise, whose head is now stuck to one of Duncan's stinky socks after they both ended up in the dryer together; to Pea Green, who knows darn well that no kid likes peas and who ran away—each and every crayon has a woeful tale to tell and a plea to be brought home to the crayon box. Praise for The Day the Crayons Came Home "Mr. Daywalt’s text blends with Mr. Jeffers’s illustrations to make a picture book that will have children clamoring for more crayon adventures."—The Wall Street Journal * "A masterwork of humor and design . . . Sure to be as popular as The Day the Crayons Quit."—Booklist, starred review * "A brilliant, colorful tale that begs to be read aloud and a must-have for all collections."—School Library Journal, starred review * "Once again, Daywalt and Jeffers create rich emotional lives and personalities for their colorful cast, and it’s hard to imagine a reader who won’t be delighted."—Publishers Weekly, starred review “Drew Daywalt and Oliver Jeffers once again offer perceptive and frequently hilarious insights…The Day the Crayons Came Home will have readers of all ages chuckling—and will inspire kids’ empathy and imagination in equal measure.”—BookPage Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit The #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon—over two years on the bestseller list! Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle

Do Not Open This Book

Do Not Open This Book
  • Author : Andy Lee
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2020-10-06
  • Total pages :32
  • ISBN : 9781338668988
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Summary : This hilarious series opener from Australian comedian Andy Lee is full of twists and surprises for disobedient readers! From the very cover of this picture book, a funny blue monster pleads with readers not to keep reading. As his pleas grow more impassioned, however, readers will delight in doing exactly what they are asked not to do -- no matter the consequences for the blue monster! This successful series from popular Australian comedian Andy Lee has sold over one million copies worldwide and has been translated into over 35 languages.

The Wisdom of Crowds

The Wisdom of Crowds
  • Author : James Surowiecki
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  • Release Date :2005-08-16
  • Total pages :336
  • ISBN : 0307275051
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Summary : In this fascinating book, New Yorker business columnist James Surowiecki explores a deceptively simple idea: Large groups of people are smarter than an elite few, no matter how brilliant—better at solving problems, fostering innovation, coming to wise decisions, even predicting the future. With boundless erudition and in delightfully clear prose, Surowiecki ranges across fields as diverse as popular culture, psychology, ant biology, behavioral economics, artificial intelligence, military history, and politics to show how this simple idea offers important lessons for how we live our lives, select our leaders, run our companies, and think about our world.

The ONE Thing

The ONE Thing
  • Author : Gary Keller,Jay Papasan
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2013-04-01
  • Total pages :240
  • ISBN : 1885167806
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Summary : • More than 500 appearances on national bestseller lists • #1 Wall Street Journal, New York Times, and USA Today • Won 12 book awards • Translated into 35 languages • Voted Top 100 Business Book of All Time on Goodreads People are using this simple, powerful concept to focus on what matters most in their personal and work lives. Companies are helping their employees be more productive with study groups, training, and coaching. Sales teams are boosting sales. Churches are conducting classes and recommending for their members. By focusing their energy on one thing at a time people are living more rewarding lives by building their careers, strengthening their finances, losing weight and getting in shape, deepening their faith, and nurturing stronger marriages and personal relationships. YOU WANT LESS. You want fewer distractions and less on your plate. The daily barrage of e-mails, texts, tweets, messages, and meetings distract you and stress you out. The simultaneous demands of work and family are taking a toll. And what's the cost? Second-rate work, missed deadlines, smaller paychecks, fewer promotions--and lots of stress. AND YOU WANT MORE. You want more productivity from your work. More income for a better lifestyle. You want more satisfaction from life, and more time for yourself, your family, and your friends. NOW YOU CAN HAVE BOTH — LESS AND MORE. In The ONE Thing, you'll learn to * cut through the clutter * achieve better results in less time * build momentum toward your goal* dial down the stress * overcome that overwhelmed feeling * revive your energy * stay on track * master what matters to you The ONE Thing delivers extraordinary results in every area of your life--work, personal, family, and spiritual. WHAT'S YOUR ONE THING?

Domain-driven Design

Domain-driven Design
  • Author : Eric Evans
  • Publisher :
  • Release Date :2004
  • Total pages :529
  • ISBN : 0321125215
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Summary : Describes ways to incorporate domain modeling into software development.

George's Marvelous Medicine

George's Marvelous Medicine
  • Author : Roald Dahl
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  • Release Date :2007
  • Total pages :88
  • ISBN : 0142410357
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Summary : George decides that his grumpy, selfish old grandmother must be a witch and concocts some marvelous medicine to take care of her.

Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves

Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves
  • Author : Mark Z. Danielewski,Zampan?o
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  • Release Date :2000
  • Total pages :709
  • ISBN : 0375420525
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Summary : A family relocates to a small house on Ash Tree Lane and discovers that the inside of their new home seems to be without boundaries

Do Not Open this Book!

Do Not Open this Book!
  • Author : Michaela Muntean
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  • Release Date :2006
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 9780439698399
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Summary : As Pig tries to write a book, he chastises the reader who keeps interrupting him by turning the pages.

The Book About Nothing

The Book About Nothing
  • Author : Mike Bender
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  • Release Date :2018-02-13
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 0399551115
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Summary : Fans of The Book with No Pictures and A Perfectly Messed-Up Story will enjoy this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud from the adult humor bestselling authors of Awkward Family Photos and T-Rex Trying. This book has nothing to do with rainbows, rocket ships, meatballs, or wizards. Instead, it’s full of zip, zilch, diddly-squat, bupkus. But don’t worry, reading this book isn’t all for nothing, because sometimes nothing is actually something. Like if you pick up all the toys in your room, what will be on the floor? NOTHING. When you take a bath, what are you wearing? NOTHING. And when you shut the lights off to go to bed, what do you see? NOTHING. Mike Bender and Hugh Murphy stop at nothing to explore the key concepts of nothing and zero using playful language and hilarious illustrations.

Spot & Dot

Spot & Dot
  • Author : Henry Cole
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  • Release Date :2019-08-13
  • Total pages :32
  • ISBN : 1534425551
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Summary : From beloved author-illustrator Henry Cole comes the stunning follow-up to Spot, the Cat. In this beautiful wordless picture book, Spot the cat finds a dog named Dot who’s off on her own adventure through the city! In Henry Cole’s vivid wordless picture book Spot, the Cat, readers joined Spot on a journey through a city that began with him following a bird outside his window. This time, a dog named Dot draws Spot from his window. As we follow Spot and Dot on their wordless journey, we quickly realize that it’s Dot the dog who is missing this time, and Spot is trying to get her back home. We follow these two on a different journey through the city as they weave in and out of a bakery, a library, a busy park, and more. And with a surprise twist at the end, we realize that “home” for both cat and dog was never very far away. With detailed black-and-white illustrations, readers will love following Spot and Dot on their adventure and cheering for the sweet reunion at the end.