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Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647209
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Summary : Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2012-08-29
  • Total pages :40
  • ISBN : 1477468528
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Summary : Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks.

Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-03-01
  • Total pages :96
  • ISBN : 1492647594
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Summary : Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk
  • Author : C. W. Moss
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2011-11-08
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN : 9780062070210
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Summary : A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Unicorns Are Jerks (Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems)

Unicorns Are Jerks (Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems)
  • Author : Theo Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-10-01
  • Total pages :126
  • ISBN : 1492648035
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Summary : All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647217
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Summary : Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647225
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Summary : Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books
  • Author : unicorns few
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2021-02-28
  • Total pages :70
  • ISBN : 9798714865688
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Summary : Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books is a time proven, positive activity for children. Little ones will love Unicorns Swear Coloring BookThis coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination.A total of 100 coloring pages with a variety of cute unicorns.There are NO duplicate images in this book.Book size 7" x 11"Printed on bright white smooth paper.PaperbackPremium matte cover finish

Why Cat Why

Why Cat Why
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-11-16
  • Total pages :56
  • ISBN : 0997573848
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Summary : Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Unicorn Hunting

Unicorn Hunting
  • Author : A.R. Hellbender
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-09-11
  • Total pages :1
  • ISBN : 9781463003043
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Summary : Like many young women, Caoilinn "Cal" Valderan has chosen an alternative to marriage or the nunnery: hunting unicorns. Though unicorn hunting is rewarded with monetary compensation, she is unsure of the worth of slaying the pure white equestrians. In this coming-of-age story of lost love and betrayal, Cal chooses between unicorns and humans, and between family obligations and her own values, going against her society's expectations and questions what others do not dare to question.

A Royal Guide to Monster Slaying

A Royal Guide to Monster Slaying
  • Author : Kelley Armstrong
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-08-06
  • Total pages :288
  • ISBN : 9780735265363
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Summary : Monster hunting isn't for the faint of heart -- the first in a brand-new middle-grade series by NYT bestselling author, Kelley Armstrong. Twelve-year-old Rowan is destined to be Queen; her twin brother, Rhydd, to be Royal Monster Hunter. Rowan would give anything to switch places, but the oldest child is always next in line, even if she is only older by two minutes. She resigns herself to admiring her monster hunting aunt's glorious sword and joining her queen mother for boring diplomatic teas. But tragedy shatters the longstanding rule, and Rowan finds herself hunting the most dangerous monster of all: a gryphon. Accompanied by a feisty baby jackalope and a giant wolf that barely tolerates her, Rowan sets off on a journey that will see her join other unlikely allies: a boy with monster-hunting ambitions of his own, and a girl hiding dangerous motives. It will take all of Rowan's skills, both physical and diplomatic, to keep this adventure on track. The future of her kingdom depends on it.

Cursing Unicorns

Cursing Unicorns
  • Author : Kiana Anderson
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-09-24
  • Total pages :80
  • ISBN : 153906767X
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Summary : Unicorns that Curse? Damn straight! Welcome, unicorn lover, to the wonderful world of cursing unicorns. Inside this gorgeous adult coloring book, you'll find 20 intricate, hand-drawn illustrations of unicorns doing their thang-flying, flirting, and #*&! cursing. So take out your coloring supplies and get ready for a magical, rainbow-filled ride! By the way, this book includes each image twice for double the magic!

Jerk, California

Jerk, California
  • Author : Jonathan Friesen
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2008-09-04
  • Total pages :368
  • ISBN : 9781440651243
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Summary : Read Jonathan Friesen's posts on the Penguin Blog. This Schneider Family Book Award winner changed the face of Tourette's Syndrome for modern teens. Wrought with tension, romance, and hope, Jerk, California tells the story of Sam, who sets out on a cross-country quest to learn the truth about his family and his inherited Tourette's Syndrome, along the way finding both love and acceptance.

The Trans Self-Care Workbook

The Trans Self-Care Workbook
  • Author : Theo Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-10-21
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 9781787753440
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Summary : If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

Wonder

Wonder
  • Author : R. J. Palacio
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-09-26
  • Total pages :341
  • ISBN : 9781524720193
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Summary : "Now a major motion picture! Includes full-color movie photos and exclusive content!"--Dust jacket.

Hot Dudes Coloring Book

Hot Dudes Coloring Book
  • Author : D. C. Taylor
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-02-02
  • Total pages :64
  • ISBN : 9781101987247
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Summary : Handsome heartthrobs and sexy bad boys have stepped out of your fantasies and slipped into the Hot Dudes Coloring Book. Enjoy bringing the men of your dreams to life - in living colour! Featuring every type of fantasy man you can think of, from boxers to city-boys to hipsters. Just grab a packed of colouring pencils and make them yours forever!

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Mofia Jussi
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-07-30
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9798671005899
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Summary : 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick

The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick
  • Author : Heather Land
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-09-15
  • Total pages :68
  • ISBN : 1976427673
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Summary : You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books
  • Author : unicrons lidter
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2021-02-28
  • Total pages :70
  • ISBN : 9798714786723
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Summary : Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Books is a time proven, positive activity for children. Little ones will love Unicorns Swear Coloring BookThis coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination.A total of 100 coloring pages with a variety of cute unicorns.There are NO duplicate images in this book.Book size 7" x 11"Printed on bright white smooth paper.PaperbackPremium matte cover finish

Naughty Badass Unicorns Adult Coloring Book

Naughty Badass Unicorns Adult Coloring Book
  • Author : Anna Nadler
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-02-21
  • Total pages :50
  • ISBN : 1797668404
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Summary : Welcome to this one of a kind, humorous, funny, hilarious and silly adult coloring book! 24 unique illustrations for you to color! These unicorns will bring a smile to your face! They dance, eat pizza, drink wine, get tattoos, spray paint, party, sky dive, ride rollercoasters and more! Have fun coloring with these adorable and badass unicorns! Some special features are: * The pages are one sided, so you can cut out the colored pictures for framing or gifts. * Each page has a gray backing, to address any bleed through issues. * Each page comes autographed by the artist. * All of the art is hand drawn and filled with original ideas. This coloring book makes a great gift for your friend, coworker, wife, husband, mom; something fun to do for a bachelorette party, or just to make someone laugh and relax while coloring this fun book! Get your copy today!

Home Alone

Home Alone
  • Author : Twentieth Century Fox
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-10-25
  • Total pages :80
  • ISBN : 0062493019
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Summary : Enjoy favorite scenes and quotes from the beloved classic movie Home Alone with this authorized coloring book. Resourceful young Kevin McAllister, accidentally left to his own devices, enjoys the adventure of a lifetime—ordering pizza, navigating his scary basement, and pulverizing bungling burglars—in the wildly popular film that has become a Christmas classic. Perfect for the holidays, this official Home Alone coloring book includes all of the film's most memorable moments, from the famous aftershave scream to Kevin’s junk food fest to the grand booby trap that led to the wet bandits’ comical demise. Over eighty black-and white line drawings of each movie scene are captioned with corresponding famous lines.