Download Unicorns Are Jerks Book PDF

Download full Unicorns Are Jerks books PDF, EPUB, Tuebl, Textbook, Mobi or read online Unicorns Are Jerks anytime and anywhere on any device. Get free access to the library by create an account, fast download and ads free. We cannot guarantee that every book is in the library.

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647209
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. This coloring book features eighteen examples of unicorns texting in theaters, farting in elevators, eating your leftovers, and generally acting like jerks. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorns Are Jerks (Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems)

Unicorns Are Jerks (Also Featuring Dinosaurs with Jobs and Mer World Problems)
  • Author : Theo Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-10-01
  • Total pages :126
  • ISBN : 1492648035
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : All your favorite fantastical creatures, together at last! Unicorns think they're so great because they're all mysterious and magical, but they can be real jerks sometimes. Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties.

Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Anonim
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-03-01
  • Total pages :96
  • ISBN : 1492647594
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Unicorns are back and even bigger jerks than ever The coloring book that exposed the cold, hard, sparkly truth is back, this time with more shocking truths about unicorns. With twenty-seven new coloring and activity pages, Unicorns Are Jerks: Coloring and Activity Book is your ultimate guide to the wily ways of our single-horned friends.

Unicorn Being a Jerk

Unicorn Being a Jerk
  • Author : C. W. Moss
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2011-11-08
  • Total pages :120
  • ISBN : 9780062070210
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : A Hilarious Expose of the Secret Lives of Unicorns, Based on the Popular Online Comic! In Unicorn Being a Jerk, author/illustrator C.W. Moss reveals - through approximately 55 colorful illustrations and accompanying captions - that unicorns are not the majestic creatures we think they are but are in fact jerks whose petty, selfish antics include stomping on children's sandcastles, feeding pigs to bacon, and parking in handicap spots at the mall. In the vein of The Book of Bunny Suicides, this humor book will be required reading for all those unsuspecting unicorn fans out there who will come face to face with the ugly reality of this mythical creature.

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : unicorn book
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-10
  • Total pages :52
  • ISBN : 9798692693969
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Richar Mile
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-08-05
  • Total pages :26
  • ISBN : 9798672689654
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : A Beautiful Premium cover design, Perfect for giftBeautiful Artwork and Designs. Well-crafted illustrations and designs that lay the groundwork for you to create your own frame-worthy masterpieces.High Resolution Printing. Each image is printed in high resolution to offer crisp, sharp designs that enable trouble free coloring and high-quality display.Single-sided Pages. Every image is printed on a single-sided page, so that you can use a broad variety of coloring choices without fearing bleed through. Moreover, single-side pages can be framed to display your masterpieces.Professional design. Premium glossy cover design, large 8.5 "x 11" format.A Great Gift. Coloring books make a wonderful gifted item.

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Mofia Jussi
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-07-30
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9798671005899
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Jose Navarro
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-07-15
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9798666373699
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Masill Watck
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-07-12
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9798665614786
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : 24 completely unique unicorn coloring pages for kids ages 4-8!Unicorns are so much fun to color because they lead such interesting, magical lives! They meet princesses, dragons and mermaids. They visit castles and enchanted woodlands, fly through stars and rainbow skies and even wind up in the Land of Sweets! Share the fun and magic of unicorns with a special child! This coloring book is a great non-screen activity to stimulate a child's creativity and imagination. It makes a perfect gift!About this unicorn coloring book:* Contains 34 completely unique coloring pages. There are NO duplicate images in this book.* The pages are single-sided to prevent bleed-through, and so that pages can be removed and displayed without losing an image on the back.* We have carefully designed each page to be entertaining and suitable for children in the 4 to 8 year-old age range. We have avoided overly-intricate designs as well as overly-simplistic ones. We believe children of this age love coloring fun scenes that fire up their imaginations, not a book full of simple shapes.* The pages are a nice, large 8.5x11 size.Magic Unicorns Coloring Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book

Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring and Activity Book
  • Author : Philip Riveron
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-07-27
  • Total pages :24
  • ISBN : 9798669799090
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : A Beautiful Premium cover design, Perfect for giftBeautiful Artwork and Designs. Well-crafted illustrations and designs that lay the groundwork for you to create your own frame-worthy masterpieces.High Resolution Printing. Each image is printed in high resolution to offer crisp, sharp designs that enable trouble free coloring and high-quality display.Single-sided Pages. Every image is printed on a single-sided page, so that you can use a broad variety of coloring choices without fearing bleed through. Moreover, single-side pages can be framed to display your masterpieces.Professional design. Premium glossy cover design, large 8.5 "x 11" format.A Great Gift. Coloring books make a wonderful gifted item.

Unicorns Are Jerks

Unicorns Are Jerks
  • Author : Doug X
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-02-26
  • Total pages :97
  • ISBN : 1798083442
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : This is the third novella in the series "Succubus Schemes" These novellas will form one serial novel titled appropriately enough 'Succubus Schemes' In this novella the succubus Helen attempts to make good on her promise to obtain a unicorn as a present to her girlfriend the part elven mage Amy, to make up for a slight relationship mistake. This involves a visit to Helen's frenemy Magnus and a good amount of hijinks and chaos ensues.

Dinosaurs with Jobs

Dinosaurs with Jobs
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647217
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Dinosaurs work hard for a living, and their efforts deserve to be recognized. This coloring book features 20 examples of the dinosaur driving instructors, dog groomers, astronauts, tech support specialists, and more whose work makes our world a better place. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas, and add some laughter along the way!

Why Cat Why

Why Cat Why
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2017-11-16
  • Total pages :56
  • ISBN : 0997573848
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Why do cats do the weird things they do? Why do we let these pointy, inconvenient creatures and their buttholes into our homes? This book explains cats (and why we love them) with 26 fun and informative coloring pages.

Mer World Problems

Mer World Problems
  • Author : Theo Nicole Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2016-06-01
  • Total pages :48
  • ISBN : 1492647225
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Mermaids might seem to have it all, with their shiny tails and fancy seashell castles, but life under the sea is full of difficulties. This coloring book features twenty examples of the most pressing issues mermaids face, including socially inept sea turtles, barnacle breakouts, interpersonal issues with fish, lack of wifi, and more. Theo Nicole's Lorenz's humorous, offbeat coloring books are perfect for anyone looking to break outside the world of patterns and mandalas,and add some laughter along the way!

Unicorn Life

Unicorn Life
  • Author : Papeterie Bleu
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2018-07-22
  • Total pages :110
  • ISBN : 164001411X
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : GIFT IDEAS COLORING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS UNICORNS "Unicorn are lame." ---No One Ever #UnicornLife is the best life! Happy coloring! Product Details: Printed single-sided on bright white paper Premium matte-finish cover design Soothing seamless patterns on reverse pages Perfect for all colouring mediums Black background reverse pages to reduce bleed-through High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Large format 8.5"x11.0" (22x28cm) pages

Unicorn Hunting

Unicorn Hunting
  • Author : A.R. Hellbender
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-09-11
  • Total pages :1
  • ISBN : 9781463003043
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Like many young women, Caoilinn "Cal" Valderan has chosen an alternative to marriage or the nunnery: hunting unicorns. Though unicorn hunting is rewarded with monetary compensation, she is unsure of the worth of slaying the pure white equestrians. In this coming-of-age story of lost love and betrayal, Cal chooses between unicorns and humans, and between family obligations and her own values, going against her society's expectations and questions what others do not dare to question.

The Trans Self-Care Workbook

The Trans Self-Care Workbook
  • Author : Theo Lorenz
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2020-10-21
  • Total pages :176
  • ISBN : 9781787753440
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : If you're transgender, non-binary, or any other gender under the wide and wonderful trans umbrella, this book is for you. A creative journal and workbook with a difference, this book combines coloring pages celebrating trans identity, beauty and relationships, with practical advice, journaling prompts and space for reflection to promote self-affirmation and wellbeing. Drawing on CBT and mindfulness techniques, the book covers topics including body positivity and neutrality, coming out, euphoria and dysphoria, building new friendships and navigating relationships with your friends and family, and is the go-to resource for anybody who has ever felt the pressure to conform to a singular definition or narrative. Theo Nicole Lorenz's heart-warming and empowering illustrations of trans people will provide reassurance that you are never alone, and are a reminder to always treat yourself kindly.

Color Me Swoon

Color Me Swoon
  • Author : Mel Elliott
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-09-03
  • Total pages :126
  • ISBN : 9780399165474
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Following the news, engaging in political debate, or going to the opera is all well and good, but from time to time you just need to sit back and look at some old-fashioned beefcake. Team that with some crayons, pens, and markers, and what do you have? HEAVEN! IN AN ACTIVITY BOOK! Color Me Swooon will leave you weak in the knees as you and your pens caress chiseled features and chest hair. Along with coloring, you'll rate more than sixty gorgeous guys on swoon-worthy-ness, as well as learning what in their lives (beyond their killer looks, duh) makes them so hot. From Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Will Smith to Daniel Craig, Jake Gyllenhaal, and even One Direction, all the heartthrobs are here, and in no particular order. (Except for Ryan Gosling, who is first. Obviously.) So what are you waiting for? Get out your crayons and color those hotties good.

Why Unicorn Drinks

Why Unicorn Drinks
  • Author : C. W. Moss
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2013-02-12
  • Total pages :144
  • ISBN : 9780062227140
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : Unicorns are just like us. They have problems, stresses, and like to blow off some steam. Author and illustrator C. W. Moss explores the psyche of the single-horned in his book, Why Unicorn Drinks. A follow-up to Unicorn Being a Jerk, this volume of nearly 65 four-color illustrations and captions portrays the sad reality of life as a mythical creature, and reveals what drives Unicorn to the bottle. As fans of Moss' online comic undoubtedly know, Why Unicorn Drinks pours a double-shot of laughter and irreverence. You’ll never look at a unicorn the same way again.

Pooping Animals

Pooping Animals
  • Author : Honey Badger Coloring
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-03-05
  • Total pages :68
  • ISBN : 1645090167
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : GIFT IDEAS - COLOURING BOOKS FOR GROWN-UPS - HUMOROUS Here I sit broken hearted, had to sh*t but only farted. ---The Honey Badger Need a good laugh?! Then Pooping Animals is just what you need. Indulge your inner child as you color imaginative designs long held sacred by folks way more enlightened than you (but who probably also enjoyed a good poop joke). Are you on a path to peace and a tranquil connection to the universe, or are you just looking to color some pooping animals and relax after a long day? Good news: all the above is achievable with this coloring book. Product Details: Silky matte finish cover design Printed single sided on bright white paper Perfect for all coloring and paint mediums High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock with full page designs

The Farting Animals Coloring Book

The Farting Animals Coloring Book
  • Author : M. T. Lott
  • Publisher :Unknown
  • Release Date :2019-11-06
  • Total pages :44
  • ISBN : 1951728025
GET BOOK HERE

Summary : The original farting animals coloring book, filled with twenty cute and funny illustrations of animals passing gas. A funny gift for kids of all ages or for a white elephant gift exchange. Contains images of horse, Labrador retriever, kitten, meerkat, bunny, baby elephant, wiener dog, giraffe, squirrel, deer, hedgehog, fox, and more!